I don’t know what this is about, but Meowgic Matt passed away last year, and I think it’s disrespectful to the dead to be making jokes like this.
We have a list fictional TCGS characters who have gone missing since Dougie From Connecticut has made his intentions clear. We believe that The Guy Who Likes Cream (But Not Too Much Cream), The Hintmaster Hologram, Lil’ Woody Allen, Meowgic Matt, and Head Writer/Executive Producer Noah Forman are all presently in his clutches.
We’ll be bringing you more on this story as it develops. Please, if you are a fictional TCGS character, stay inside and lock your doors. We have reason to believe that you are in serious danger.
Keep checking back here for more information and breaking news on this serious hostage situation.